Hey- Do You Wanna Go Out With Me?

On December 27, 2010, Natalie Portman's PR team announced she was engaged to French dancer/choreographer Benjamin Millepied, whom she had met on the set of "Black Swan," which he choreographed and in which he had a small role.

Now, Natalie Portman was supposed to be my wife. She didn't know it, but she was. Needless to say, the news of her pregnancy and engagement was pretty crushing. But rather than let it break me, I decided to steel my will instead. "Never again," I said, "will I let a famous (or even semi-famous) person who I am supposed to marry slip through my fingers without at least giving myself a shot--without at least asking them out." Thus was dudeyoushoulddate.blogspot.com born. You can follow it on Twitter at @DudeUShouldDate. And if, for some strange reason, you want to email me, I can be reached at dudeyoushoulddate@gmail.com. Enjoy?

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Reasons #9 And #10 Why You Should Go On A Date With Me, Anna Kendrick

Reason #9: Stupid people don't bother me.  But people whose stupidity makes it harder for me to do my job make me wish that gun laws in this country were even more lax than they already are.  (And this coming from someone who believes that the "A well regulated Militia being necessary to the security of a free State" part of the 2nd Ammendment is the most overlooked part of the Bill of Rights.)

Reason #10: I keep my Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies in the freezer because I believe that they, like revenge, are a dish best served cold.
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2 comments:

  1. LukeFebruary 9, 2011 at 3:13 PM

    Indeed, serving Thin Mints at room temperature could, in some scenarios, be an effective form of revenge

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  2. Dude You Should DateFebruary 15, 2011 at 10:55 PM

    I hope you enjoyed our first date, Luke, because you know where the second one will be (hint: it's somewhere, where, when you're there, you're certainly not not family).

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