Reasons #3 And #4 Why You Should Go On A Date With Me, Katy Perry

Reason #3: I appreciate a good breakfast taco, and that is in no way a euphemism.  Seriously.

Reason #4: I have this problem where it sounds like I'm being sarcastic when I'm actually being serious and serious when I'm actually being sarcastic (see Reason #3 for an example of the former).

Reasons #1-3 Why You Should Go On A Date With Me, Michelle Obama

Reason #1: I would call you FLOTUS.

Reason #2: Camp David is totally overrated.

Reason #3: I appreciate sexy arms.

Reasons #1-3 Why You Should Go On A Date With Me, Anna Kendrick

Reason #1: I just got a NetFlix account.  Two discs at a time, baby!

Reason #2: My roommates and I have a bowl of condoms on the kitchen counter.  It's called "The Bowl of Aspirations."

Reason #3: I just shaved my neck beard.

Reasons #3 And #4 Why You Should Go On A Date With Me, Regina Spektor

Reason #3: You're Russian, and I appreciate other cultures. Like this one time when I lived in San Diego, I went out to a tequila bar on Cinco de Mayo and appreciated Mexican culture so hard that I had to get off my bike and puke on my way to the bus stop that got me to school the next morning.  So I feel like I really get the significance that holiday holds for all Mexicans (and, by extension, the significance that all holidays hold for all of the "other") is what I'm saying.

Reason #4: One of the defining characteristics of your music is that you're fascinated by the sounds you can make with your voice.    One of the defining characteristics of my life is that I'm fascinated by the sound of my voice.

Reasons #2-4 Why You Should Go On A Date With Me, Mila Kunis

iReason #2: We both know how to have a good time:  When asked by Australia's The Daily Telegraph what your perfect day would be, you responded, "It would be going for a swim, lazing around the house, playing with my dogs, drinking a root beer float, catching up on TiVo, having some food, a glass of wine and calling it a night."  And I frequently spend free evenings writing this blog (woo-hoo!).

Reason #3: We're both huge dorks: you play World of Warcraft.  And I write this blog.

Reason #4: We have similar maturity levels.  In 2008 you told FoxNews that your "brain mentality is the same as a 12-year-old little boy."  As is mine, as I'm sure you can tell, since I write this blog.

Reasons #1-3 Why You Should Go On A Date With Me, Gabrielle Anderson

Reason #1: We have so much in common: you run (professionally), and I run (decidedly not professionally).  You were an English and Political Science major in undergrad, and I was an English major and really enjoy reading Nate Silver's blog. You're from Minnesota, and I've been there twice (three times if you count a several-hour airport layover!).  We're basically doppelgangers.

Reason #2: I have a beard.  It's a pretty good look.  I'll admit that it gets a little out of control sometimes, but I would definitely trim it more regularly if you asked.

Reason #3: I'm a pretty good cook.  Not a great one (my knife skills need some work, and I'm a little timid to experiment with non-Mexican ethnic foods), but a pretty good one.  Last night I made a mean whole wheat pasta caprese salad topped with a lemon and olive oil sauce and grated parmigiano reggiano, and one of my go-tos is this eggplant pizza where the eggplant isn't a topping but replaces the bread-dough pizza base (I just blew your mind, didn't I?).  They're both pretty yummy about 85-90% of the time.